FATHERHOOD DEMYSTIFIED! Finally-a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely perplexing globe of fatherhood and offers essential suggestions and guidance from a man's level of watch. No psychobabble, no heat fuzzies-just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) navy-fashion guide to surviving and thriving via even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, beginning, and babyhood. Seasoned father and learn infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak. The New Dad's Survival Information includes declassified details on these kinds of subjects as: * Chopping the Cord: The Moment of Fact * Feeding and Cleaning the NFU (New Family Device) * Surviving Sleep Deprivation * Relieving Tension Without Booze * The Great Boob Irony * Pee, Poo, Hurl, and Snot: Finding Employed to the Bodily Functions * Essential Survival Tips Never ever Just before Revealed * Sex: Let the Game titles Commence Once again...Finally * Dozens of Essential Conditions Defined, Such as Binky, Onesie, Diaper Genie, Passy, and Sippy Cup Get YOUR BOOTS AND STRAP ON YOUR HELMET! THE Infants ARE COMING!